By Wendy C Allen

I am an author and you have reached my website, Space Dock 13 aka eelkat.com

This is me:

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These are my main characters:

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But first off, let's answer the #1 question that gets asked: "Why is the url eelkat" if your name is not EelKat. I thought you WERE EelKat. Who is EelKat if it isn't you?"
No. I am not EelKat.

This is EelKat:

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Miss Citten the Eel-Kat is the talking Faerie Cat who is the narrator of The Twighlight Manor segments of The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer. She is the Empress of the Ptarmagin Kats of Planet Ptarmagin, and travels in her starship the VISION-D8, piloted by a silver skinned electric Eel MerMan named Etiole, known as Captain GoldenEagle, roaming the galaxy in search of rare Space Eels. Literally EelKat is her TITLE and not her name, as her name is Miss Citten.

The word Eel-Kat means "Cat who has pet Eels".

Miss Citten is the cat with pet eels, thus she is Miss Citten the Eel-Kat.

Important:

Fraudulent sites are impersonating Wendy Christine Allen.

Fraudulent social media accounts, particularly on Reddit and FaceBook are impersonating Wendy Christine Allen.


Any websites and accounts you find online that are NOT on this list are NOT Wendy Christine Allen

Also in recent weeks (November 2025 and December 2025), multiple people have contacted me asking variations of the question: "What ever happened to the bullying awareness website you run, I can't find it anywhere?"

Uhm...???... the what?

This website that you are reading right now is the ONLY website I've ever had.

I have NEVER had another website, bullying awareness or otherwise.

So, I have no clue what is this "bullying awareness" website is that you think I run, but, whatever it is, it ain't me.

I don't know if people are mixing me up with someone else, or if someone has made some sort of site and are pretending to be me, but, this site you are on right now, eelkat.com, was started in 1996 and it is the only website I've ever had. It has always been an author homepage, it as always been the archive for my short stories and novels, and it has never been anything else. 

It has been hosted on GeoCities, Angel Fire, TriPod, FreeWebs, and WordPress and other hosts over the decades, and originally it was:

geocities.com/TheSpaceDock13Network

later AngelFire.com/TheSpaceDock13Network

and TriPod.com/TheSpaceDock13Network

and FreeWebs.com/TheSpaceDock13Network

No matter what service hosted it is was ALWAYS TheSpaceDock13Network

In 2013 I bought the url eelkat.com (it was shorter and easier for people to remember then TheSpaceDock13Network.com) and it has had the eelkat.com url ever since.

SpaceDock13 is the name of the lighthouse the main character of my novels lives in. The site was called SpaceDock13 because it housed the stories about said main character. In fact, the site is STILL called Space Dock 13, that has never changed.

So, I don't know what this "bullying awareness" website it is that several people are looking for and thought was run by me, but, it wasn't my site and I don't know what it was.

Additionally:

If you are one of (as of December 2025, the now more than ten thousand) daily visitors, who arrive here daily in search of SEO advice, I made this page for you:

My response to the alarming spike in traffic to my "SEO" pages. aka I am getting Weird Spike In Google Traffic For SEO & Content Writing & Marketing keywords and search terms even though this is a Yaoi and Gay Romance website that has absolutely nothing to do with SEO or Content Writing or Content Marketing What the fuck?


An update to info about this woman imperonating me (added January 26, 2026)

If you were bedridden for 9 years, would your friends and family remember you when you returned to walking again?

Mine didn't, in fact they forgot me so hard that an impersonator took my place in their lives for 9 years. How does this happen?

 I had a wild experience today, and it has made me question: how fast do YOU forget people you know? Like details about them? I ask because, this was someone who knows me offline, face to face, local friend, who hasn't seen me in about a year, but knows me, and knows my car... specifically knows my cars... a 1992 Volvo, that is fully mural painted, with a giant pink jellyfish on the hood, a purple unicorn on one side, a blue merman and a seraphum angle on the other side, and a purple dragon on the back. Also, has a huge four foot long wheelchair carrier on the back, with my website url painted in yellow daisies. This is the same car that for over a decade had 2.5 million marbles glued to it.

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The Dazzling Razzberry May 2013
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I build art cars. I have NEVER not once in 50 years ever owned a car that was NOT an art car. Some of my cars are very, very, very, very famous *cough-TheRealChristineakaTheWorld'sMostHauntedCar-madefamousbyStephenKing-akaI'mtheREALGypsywitchfromThinner-cough*. My motorhome glows in the dark, yes, it's painted with blacklight neon pink and neon lime green metal flake bass boat paint.

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I'm kind of a little bit famous, not only for my cars, but also for being one of the few authors on the planet to have sold over ten million copies of my books, most of which have pictures of my cars instead of pictures of me the author in the author bio, because my cars are more famous then I am.

I am also known for my cloths, and more recently my wheelchair, because I still wear the traditional garb of my people, we are Gypsies, and that means I wear what is often mistaken for Muslim/hyjabi because I wear head scarfs, long veils, long kaftan, long kimono-like robes, great kilts, and huge ruahna shawls, most of which are hand woven in bright colours and thick embroidery, sequins, and beadwork that would make Liberace proud.

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I have never dressed "normal" (by American standards) and I've never had a normal car, and one of my cars is so famous it has 30million fans, and I've had to keep it in storage for over twenty years, because it's so famous I can't take it out without being mobbed by it's fans: THOUSANDS of them.

The Goldeneagle World's Most Haunted Car - 1964 Dodge 330

The Volvo is not quite as famous as the Dodge, but it's almost. And it too is to the point where, I can't even park it in my driveway because my driveway faces the main road, and I have to daily deal with dozens of tourists in my driveway taking pictures of themselves with my car if I leave it in the driveway. I have to park it on a side street around the back, so that it can not be seen from the main road.

And that, insaly famous car, is the car in question here. I've owned the Volvo since 2006, it is my daily driver, BUT, ever since buying it, it has ALWAYS had issues with cold weather. It is after all an antique car, nearly forty years old, that I am using as my daily driver. And so, because I actually care about keeping my cars running, and don't buy a new car every year like Americans do, that means I also, keep my car off the road, once deep winter arrives.

This year, deep winter arrived, mid December, and so two weeks before Christmas, as I have done every year since 2006, I packed up my car and put it in storage for the winter. I'll take it out of storage when winter shows signs of leaving, which given how it is going so far this year, means I likely will not be using my car until mid March or later.

So, this person, who knows me, and knows my car... had comments to say today about "my" car. The specifics of the comments are not important. What was important was "my" car was upsetting them a great deal and they informed me of this, as they had just seen “my” car minutes prior.

Needless to say this confused me greatly, because my car has been in a storage unit for a little over two months now and is still there.

I told them this. 

They were now equally as confused as I was.

Then they explained which car they were talking about.

It was just a plain, ordinary, normal, looks like the millions of other cars in America that look just like it average car.

That's not your car?

Nope.

Why would it be?

I'm KNOWN for a neon orange car, a glow in the dark green and pink blacklight car, and a muralled and rhinestone'd car... I'm known for a wardrobe that rivals Liberaces in both colour and rhinestones... more recently I'm also known for a neon yellow and orange, glow in the dark wheelchair, I'm known for book covers in the guadeiest shades of eye blinding pink and purple...

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I'm legally blind since birth, I can not see shades of red, brown, grey, or black, I can only see neon shades of pink, orange, yellow, and teal blue... so EVERYTHING I do, my book covers, my clothes, my wheelchair, and my cars are always ONLY in those colours because I can't see other colours... why would you think, a car that was NOT neon pink, day glow orange, or glow in the dark lime green, was mine?

But the thing is... this is someone who knows me personally, offline, someone who I don't think is aware I'm famous (because most locals don't, I like my privacy), but, they ARE someone who in the summer when my car is not in storage sees my car almost every single day... so they KNOW the antique Volvo with the wild neon paint job that looks like it drove out of the 1960s, is my car. They also know I'm in a wheelchair and can't go out of the house without the wheelchair so can't go in ANYONE'S car unless their car is equipped with wheelchair transportability.

The car in question, not only a fairly newish aged car of common drab colour, also does not have a wheelchair carrier, so, that too should have been obvious.

But...

Here's the thing...

So, it turns out, because this person has not seen me in over a year, they forgot I was in a wheelchair and they forgot my car is a work of psychedelic art on wheels, and ... the car they were complaining about was parked in front of my apartment, you know, in a city that has 27k on street parked cars, so no body parked on the street is parked in front of their own house... so they just assumed it was my car.

But... back to the question at the start... 

When you are dealing with common, average, same old same old carbon copy cars that all look alike, or when you are dealing with Americans who own such cars.... I can understand how you forget them, because, they are arguably forgettable. Out of the factory they all look exactly the same to millions of other cars.

But, when you have a car like mine... how do you forget that? Or, when someone has been using a wheelchair for 13 years, over a decade now, how do you forget that?

I'm just left to wonder... obviously there is an issue of memory loss here... but... it seemed like an odd bit of memory exchange.

And it got me to thinking, that this is not the first time such as thing has happened (first time with this person), it actually has been happening quite a lot since 2021.

See, I became crippled in 2013 and was bedridden from 2013 to 2021... so, I vanished completely 100% from church, college, work, and online/social media/my blogs/etc. Gone without a trace, because I was paralyzed, severed spine, paralyzed arms and legs, and it took from 2013 to 2021 to relearn to use my fingers, hands, arms, and legs.... May 2021, I went outside for the first time in 9 years... that was when you started to see me doing my daily "walk around the block" using my wheelchair as a walker, pushing it and leaning on it for support, to try to relearn to walk. The first day it took me over 2 hours to reach the West Cutts Street stop signs, a distance of about 200 feet. Now in 2026 I am able to walk to the dirt road beside the tracks and back in about an hour and a half (a distance of about 750 yards).

In my daily walking i encounter a LOT of people who knew me BEFORE 2013, who are stunned, shocked, and upset to learn I was paralyzed and no one told them... worse... they usually think it must be recent, happened a few weeks ago.... why, because they tell me of a woman with a black car, sometimes they call it a Cadillac, other times a Lincoln, other times a Buick, but always a big fairy new black sedan... whom they THOUGHT was me, in fact, they stopped to talk with her... and one pointed out... "wait, I just remembered, you were born with low functioning Autism, like RainMan, you are almost mute, you can't talk right, she's talks fine; how did I mistake her for you? I never noticed she wasn't you until I just see you now!" 

Nearly a dozen different people have told me of this woman, they say she goes by "EelKat" even tells them to call her "EelKat". EelKat is the name of a fictional talking black cat from my novels. I am not EelKat, I have never called myself EelKat. But this woman, who has been impersonating me locally, had MULTIPLE DOZEN locals convinced she was me.

She also convinced people that I believed my WW2 veteran homeless friend to be an "amphibious alien" named Etiole. A homeless transman in his 90s, who was a prisoner of war during WW2, survived a concentration camp, and lives with massive PTSD, unable to be around people, and has horrible burns all over his body disfiguring him. He was a fighter piolet from France, back then still living as a cis-female. He is not an alien, his name is not Etiole, I've never called him an alien, I don't call him Etiole... and yet, this black haired woman has not only convinced dozens of locals, but spread the rumour so far and wide online,, that I found out about it in September 2023 when Coast To Coast AM Radio showed up in my driveway asking to interview me about being an alien abductee! I've never been abducted by aliens, my friend is not an alien, heck, I don't even believe in aliens or any of that other conspiracy theory junk!

My best friend is a World war Two fighter pilot, and you’ve all known that, I’ve been taken care of him since 1978! When that impersonator showed up calling him an alien, that should have been your first red flag that she WAS NOT ME!

And, these local people, since 2021, and my return both to the internet and going outside, after 9 years not online and 9 years bedridden... these local people are all telling me the same thing: "OMG! I thought she was you! I forgot you never wear pants! I forgot your always wear a head scarf! I forgot you wear glasses! (she does not) I forgot you build/drove art cars! I forgot..." It's an endless list of "I forgot this about you..."

And it's not just random locals..... it's my aunts, my uncles, my cousins, people I went to college with for 3 years, people I went to church with for forty years... these are people who knew me up close and personal, people I went to movies with, people I interacted with offline daily for years... 

  • --they FORGOT I was mute and thought nothing of suddenly "me" showing up and talking to them?

I’ve only recently just started learning how to talk because I had surgery on my jaw… turns out my jaw bone has been fused shut since infancy and jaw replacement surgery fixed my mutness… but five decades of no vocal chord use my voice is barely above a whisper and ‌always will be, plus I slur words really bad because five decades of writing notes to “speak” in person, means I have no practice with sounding out words, I only know how to write them… how did you not notice this woman SPOKE when I WRITE everything on a notepad for five decades because I was born mute!!!!

  • --they FORGOT I was legally blind and thought nothing of suddenly "me" showing up and seeing them and not wearing glasses?


Here's one...

  • --they FORGOT I am not white, I am an INDIGENOUS race, a Native American & Persian Gypsy and thought nothing of suddenly "me" showing up SUDDENLY A WHITE PERSON?

--they FORGOT I was Kickapoo Native American, Persian Gypsy, and Mongolian/Asian mix race and thought nothing of suddenly "me" showing up WHITE? Yeah, I’m STILL got my flat Asian face, lidded Asian eyes, huge Native American nose and brown Native American skin, none of my skin colour, eye shape, or facial bone structure changed,... how did you mistake a white person for me? WTH?

HOW does that happen?

  • Forget that she showed up gibbering madness about aliens… she wasn’t even the same RACE or SKIN COLOUR as me! And THAT didn’t tell you that she was not me?

HOW does that happen?

How do you forget I'm not white?

People see what they WANT to see... and I never realized how MUCH people see what they WANT to see instead of what is ACTUALLY IN FRONT OF THEM.

This woman, whom, I still don't know who she is, and apparently nighter does anyone she's been interacting with... IMPERSONATED ME OFFLINE... interacting with my friends, family, and relatives, for NINE YEARS... WITHOUT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM NOTICEING THAT SHE WAS NOT ME!

And I use to ask why no one ever visited me in the hospital or why no one visited me NOT EVEN ONCE the entire time I was quadriplegic... and now I know the reason is because someone who clearly knew how bad off I was, impersonated me, but they didn't even TRY... they drove around in a car nothing like anything I would own, they wore clothe I wouldn't be caught dead in, they ARE NOT BLIND, NOT MUTE, NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR, and they are WHITE... and no one noticed that I was suddenly miraculously no longer blind, no longer mute, no longer in a wheelchair, no longer brown skinned, no longer wearing dresses, no longer wearing head scarfs, suddenly talking about bizarre things I don't believe in like aliens... and not one of them, not even my relatives recognized that she was not me?

That's what I thought of today, when this person who knows me and my cars, but hasn't seen me in a year, and forgot, both that my car is a wild paint job antique Volvo and I'm in a wheelchair.

I think I am very surprised to realize that it's so easy for so many people to forget glaring details on such extremes.

Most people in my life, had no clue I was bedridden quadriplegics from 2013 to 2021, because, some one who is not even my race, and made zero attempt to look or sound like me, made no attempt to have any of my disabilities... pretended to be me that entire time, and no one noticed the change in race the no longer being blind the no longer being mute, the no longer being a Mormon, the no longer wearing tradition 14th century garb,, the no longer driving art cars... she simply TOLD THEM she was me, used nothing but my name, and was able to live here in Old Orchard and Biddeford, Maine for NINE YEARS passing herself off as me without NO ONE noticing?

  • Do you realize how terrifying that is?

Do you know what that means?

That means someone can do the same thing to YOU, you who is right now reading this, someone can just take your life and pretend to be you, and they don't even have to look like you, act like you, dress like you, NOTHING, they only have to tell your friends and relatives they ARE you, and no one in your life will have paid enough attention to who you really are, so no one will notice they are not you.

And I KNOW it can happen to any one of you, because it happened to me, and I'm still flabbergasted by how MANY close friends and family members were so easily deceived by someone who didn't even make an effort to look or be like me at all.

I just don't get it.

Is the average person's memory really that bad?


Who is this woman and why is she doing this?

The FBI believes she is connected to the golf club woman who crippled me and murdered my son.

The FBI believes, the golf club woman THOUGHT she killed me, and when she found out I survived her violent attack, but was paralyzed, that she had one of her friends or family members pretend to be me, and do everything they possibly could, to gaslight everyone connected to me, into FORGETTING I was pregnant, FORGETTING that a backhoe drove over my house,

only a few days before the golf club woman murdered my son and crippled me

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FORGETTING, everything I stood for, FORGETTING who I was and what I believed, and REPLACING it with a bunch of wild crazy bullshit about aliens, ufos, and gibberish nonsense.

The FBI also believes, this woman to be someone REALLY CLOSE to my parents... in fact, the FBI believes she is the daughter of one of my mother's brothers. According to the FBI, some of my female cousins look enough like me, that they could pass themselves off as me. The FBI think this to be WHY, people in MY FAMILY, including all 3 of my mother's sisters, and 6 of my mother's brothers, and more then 200 of my first cousin, ALL BELIEVED this woman to be me.

The FBI believes, that being a relative, one of my 400+ first cousins, the FBI believe with that many people in the family, it is easy to confuse faces.

According to the FBI, all she would have need was for ONE person, my mother my father, one of my siblings, some one from my church, my husband... the FBI says... it would only have taken someone like one of them, some who knew me really well, knew she wasn't me, but TOLD the rest of the relative that she WAS me... the FBI says, if one person who knew me well, DECLAIRED this woman to be me, the ENTIRE rest of the 400+ people my family, would simply believe without question, she was me. Any "Oh but I thought Wendy..." would quickly be shut down by that one person, by "Oh, you're remembering wrong, she here she is."

The FBI says some one very, very, VERY close to me, a parent, a sibling, a spouse, knows who the gold club woman is, knows who this impersonator woman is, and is working with both of them, to do everything in their power to erase all memory of the existence of my murdered 8 month old son.

and on that note:

If you encounter a page which asks for a password, no, you can not request access. There are over 2k pages of this website set to password access, due to the ongoing FBI investigation into my son's murder. If you are a police officer authorized access these pages but do not have the passwords, let me know, I will deliver the passwords to the specific pages you are allowed to access, to you via the Portland FBI office and you can pick them up from the FBI agent in charge of the murder investigation.

Pages where you can find out more information on that:


Update: January 29, 2026: similar topic

wow, some people are saying there have been disruptions at some Iron Lung showings, very rude people ruining the experience for others. I really hope that dooesn't happen here.

I have been bedridden with a broken spine since 2013, quadriplegic the first few years, paraplegic the years later, today in 2026, I have movement in 2 fingers on my right hand, and near no use at all of my left hand; since 2021 I have been relearning to walk... in 2021 it took me 4 hours to walk 75 feet distance. Today in 2026 I can now walk (while pushing my wheelchair and using it for support) 750 feet in just an hour and a half (that the length of the average driveway by the way).

I was bedridden, paralyzed with no arm or leg movement for 9 years, have had only limited arm and leg movement since then, and not being able to go outside for over a decade, means I have not been to a movie in 13 years.

Though the theatre is only 15 minutes away, it will take us 2 hours to get me out of bed, in my wheelchair, out of my wheelchair, in the car, get the wheelchair folded and also in the car, drive the 15 minutes to the movie, get the chair back out of the car, get me in the chair, get in the theatre, get into the room, get me out of the wheelchair and into a theatre seat... that is a TWO HOUR process. And it's not easy for my boyfriend, who is 80 years old to do all this. Yes, we are elderly.

Being paralyzed since November 14, 2013 is WHY I started watching Mark, I've not missed a single video of his once since 2013. I was watching him BEFORE he even had 10k followers.

I say this, because I would really hate, to go through the amount of struggle and effort it takes to get out of bed in the first place, to get to the theatre, to see the first movie I have seen in over a decade, just to show up and have rude disrespectful people disrupting it and ruining any ability to enjoy the show.

Its very disheartening to hear that things like this are happening and really hope it doesn't happen to us when we go.

I am Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach, Maine's Dark Fantasy author: 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, 2k+ drabbles, & 3k+ short stories published since 1978.

💗 50th anniversary of 1st book is in 2028!

I use the url eelkat.com because at the time I bought the domain (September 2013) it was the shortest name of any characters in my book series, that had a url available. "eelkat" is only 6 letters long, and finding a .com url for sale that is under 15 letters long is nearly impossible anymore.

And while wendychristineallendarkfantasyauthor or something similar is probably a better url in terms of "SEO keyword accuracy" it is also 40 letter long.

Could you imagine me having to put a 40 letter  url on my business cards? Especially when a 6 letter url that is the name of one of the series primary characters was available instead?

And so, that is why my website is eelkat.com as opposed to my name.

Because people asking if EelKat is my name and why EelKat is the name of my website if it is not my name, is the single most asked question I get, I'm just going to answer here at the top of the homepage for you all, so you don't have to ask it any more.

This site was started in 1996 as a GeoCities site, and moved to several freehosts between 1996 and 2013, before becoming a self hosted site in 2013, and 2013 was when I had to look for a url to host it on, and 6 letter "eelkat" was available, so I bought it. And for some odd and inexplicable reason, that has since led people to believe my name was "eelkat" but I have no clue why.

Main character:

Quaraun the Insane

aka The Pink Necromancer

usedQuaraun-madonnaQuaraun in his Moon Goddess outfit. He is the Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court, in addition to being married to the king.

Information about Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, character history and backstory, information on what the series is about, can now be found here (It used to be on the home page, but I kept updating it and it got long enough I figured it should have it's own page.)

Primary character:

King Gwallmaiic, Lich Lord of Fire Mountain, King of The UnSeelie Court, Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

USEDboomfuzzy-hakama-tartan-king-gwallmaiicQuaraun's husband in his Faerie form (as King Gwallmaiic, the Faerie Chef)

aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn:

usedBoomFuzzytheUnicornQuaraun's husband in his Lich form (as BoomFuzzy the Lich Unicorn)

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Not sure which story to start with? These here are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters:


On Being Legally Blind:

Another of the top 3 most asked questions people send me, is to ask what it is that I actually see. I am legally blind, yet I have a driver's license and drive a car... but I NEVER drive over 25MPH, because I am legally blind and I can not see far enough, clearly enough to even attempt to drive over 25mph.

And it confuses people the fact that people hear "legally blind" but automatically ASSUME (incorrectly) that "blind" means I see only blackness. Blind people seeing blackness is a myth created by HollyWood movies and does not actually exist in the real world and very few sighted people seem to be aware of this.

Over 70% of "fully blind" people have SOME vision, as the criteria to be "FULLY blind" is not being able to see past three inches.

The only blind people who see "blackness" like the movies show, are those who have damage to the eyes, or have no eyes at all... and EVEN THEN... people without eyes often DO NOT see "blackness" at all and instead see white with rainbow flashes of light, because it is actually your brain and not your eyes that cause colours vs blackness, to begin with, thus why people without eyes can see see colours.

Blindness is a lot more varied then sighted people are generally aware of and often blindness has more to do with the brain then the eyes. Which is why there are blind people whose eyes seemingly function normally and eye doctors say have nothing wrong with their eyes at all, aka, the eyes have no cause of that person's blindness, and their lack of sight is caused by something like a brain tumour or a blood clot, or some other issue not directly related to the eye.

And such is the case with my own blindness.

My eyes have damage to the rods and cones which causes SOME but not all of my vision issues. What this means is the rods and cones in my eyes are malformed, some too long, some too short, and this is a thing I was born with, that causes severe nearsightedness.

I am legally blind in my left eye and serverly vision impaired in my right eye. However BOTH eyes are able to pass Maine's eye test at the DMV. Go figure. I've been told that the eye test is different in every state and that Maine's requirements are far lower then in other states, so that probably factors in.

If you are seeking more details on what it is like to be legally blind, including images of how I see the world vs how others see the world, I made a page that goes into on being legally blind in more detail HERE.

I can never win at games like Dutch Blitz, because when you play Dutch Blitz you see this:

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But when I play Dutch Blitz, I see this:

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That is how the world looks to me.

If you are interesting in finding out more about life being blind and/or how to write blind characters in fiction, I have this page: Writing Blind Characters: I am legally blind and I write a legally blind character, this is how I do it...

In case you needed a reason to follow or unfollow me:

  • I am not white, though I look it, and 90%+ of my family and relatives shun their true ethnicity and pretend to be white, call themselves white, and pass themselves off as white 100% fully lying about their heritage, their ancestry, and they DNA bloodline.
  • I am a Gypsy. No, not Romani. Yes, they are two different groups that share ZERO DNA, and ZERO culture. We Gypsies are NOT Romani, and the Romani are not us Gypsies.
  • I am the proud owner of ALL 3,802 volumes of the COMPLETE set of Zebra Historical Romance novels featuring Fabio on the bodice ripper covers, and I have read every single one of them at least once.
  • In addition to those 3k novels, I own more then THIRTY THOUSAND Romance novels by Harlequin, Avon, Signet, Zebra, and dozens of other Romance novel publishers, and I have read every single one of them. 
  • I have been a Harlequin Romance novel subscriber since the 1970s.
  • I am a wheelchair user.
  • I wear hijab and head scarfs, even though I am not Muslim. 
  • I wear them because I am a Christians and ANYONE who has ever ACTUALLY READ the Bible knows, woman are commanded over 700 times to cover their heads when going outside. 200 of those times are said in the New testament. Seven of those times are written in red because they are said by Jesus. If you are a female, and you are NOT wearing a hijab, you are NOT obey the words of Christ and therefore you are NOT a Christian, because the word Christian MEANS "does what Christ taught". You might want to think about THAT next time you feel tempted to falsely accuse me of being Muslim for wearing a viel exactly as Jesus said to do,.
  • I am the author of over a 100 published Poly-Gay Romance novels. 
  • I have friends who are Gay.
  • I have friends who are Black.
  • I have friends who are transgender. Mostly transmen, but a few transwomen too.
  • I have friends who are immigrants.
  • I have friends who are Black immigrants.
  • I was raised 5th gen Mormon & attended the LDS church without missing a single Sunday or midweek meeting for 42 years.
  • I have a PhD in Christian Theology and Bible Studies from a Calvinist University, a degree that took me 12 years to get and included learning to read the Bible in Latin, Greek, and Aramaic. 
  • I have read 16 different translations of the Bible a total of 42 times cover to cover, like a novel in addition to more then fifty years of daily Bible Study.
  • I have read the Book of Mormon 14 time, the Doctrine and Covenants 6 times, the Koran 3 times, and the Epic of Gilgamesh once. 
  • I have also read the Torah, the Kaballic texts, the Enochian texts, The Dead Sea Scrolls, The Nag Hamid, Both the Lost and the Forgotten Books of the Bible, all the various "uncannon" Gospels (aka Gospel of Mary Magdalene, etc), The Keys of Solomon, and several hundred other similar such texts.
  • List of any sacred scripture of any religion Christian, nonChristian, Abrahamic, Pagan, or otherwise, and I will likely have already read it at least once, probably 5 or more times, and often over a dozen times. Including I have read more then 80% of the books found on this website: https://sacred-texts.com/index.htm 
  • I am now a ChristoPagan Voodoo Priestess. 
  • I was ordained a Medsan Fey (rank in Vodu) on September 23, 2013.
  • I have read all 800+ books by Barbara Cartland, all 500+ volumes of InuYasha, everybook found in "The Authors" card game, 
  • My favorite book is Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradly.
  • I believe books can remain your favorite books no matter what a horrible piece of shit the author was in real life. Did I mention,  favorite book is Lythande but it had the misfortune of being written by Marion Zimmer Bradley?
  • Harry Potter series is one of my top ten fave books of all time, but, it had the misfortune of being written by a transphobic piece of shit, whose name, I refuse to even say. She wrote good books, she's so much of a piece of shit that she even makes Marion Zimmer Bradley look like a good person!
  • My 2nd fave book is Fall of House of Usher by Edgar Allan Poe
  • Vincent Price is my favourite actor. 
  • Johnny Depp is my second favorite actor.
  • I am Scottish and therefor neither Republican or Democrat, because those are American political parties and I don't know enough about either of them to know if I like or dislike either group. 
  • I do know I dislike 90%+ of the stuff I see posted by BOTH sides on Twitter and TikTok, so I don't think I like either Republicans or Democrats.
  • I think Trump is stupid and not a good president.
  • I also think Biden was stupid and not a good president either.
  • I believe Ronald Reagan was the last (questionably) good president America had and that EVERY president after Reagan has been stupid, incompetent, and had no business running a country. 
  • And I believe the bad economy and such America has now is NOT a result of any ONE president, but rather a combined result of four decades of back to back shitty presidents, not a one of which actually cared about their citizens.
  • My best friend is a transman who is in his 90s and has been transgender for over seventy years, and has been my best friend for 48 years. 
  • I am a massive supporter of LGBTQAI+ rights.
  • I care about and vote for other people's rights even if it does not directly affect me.

And here's one that's going to piss off a lot of you, but it's a thing I believe, so here it is:

  • I believe Christian Nationalists are a group lead by False Prophets, deceived by workers doing Satan's work, in an attempt to draw people away from Christ by rising up false Christians.
  • I believe Christian Nationalists are the specific exact group Jesus warned us to be on the look out for, the group he warned would come in his name, proclaiming to be doing his work, but really were wolves in sheeps clothing setting up blind false prophests to lead the blind astray. 
  • I noticed a lot of the extreme radical Christian Nationalists use The Good News Bible. Have you ever read it? 
  1. I got one and read it to see how different it was and boy oh boy I can see why they have no clue anything Jesus said. 
  2. It's like a "Cliff Notes version of the Bible for empowering incels". Wow, is it different! 
  3. It removes entire sections, whole verses, whole chapters, even entire books from the Bible and rewrites everything into a "hip casual" modern English. 
  4. It completely changes words (like places that originally say physicians and healers, instead say witches and demons,and places that say enemy often now say "gay men" instead). 
  5. It's very pro male, anti gay, anti Trans, anti women, anti poor, and completely changes all the words of Christ to make him sound like a white power bigot. 
  6. It's no wonder Christian Nationalists think they are followers of Jesus even though they do opposite everything he taught. 
  7. I highly recommend anyone who is wondering why Christian Nationals think they are following Christ, go out and get a copy of "The Good News Bible" and read it and compare it to the King James Version and you'll QUICKLY see why they have no clue what Jesus ACTUALLY said, and why they are so deluded that they actually think their white power, racist, transphobic, homophobic bullshit makes them qualify as Christian!
  • I believe the Christian Nationalists are doing Satan's work in Jesus name, and are the vile evil filth Jesus said we must wipe off our feet and have no part of.


For Aspiring Writers: Info about how I write my novels, novellas, and short stories is here:

The Park Bench Method of Writing (just the article)

or

The Park Bench Method of Writing (with the list of 10k writing prompts - takes a LONG TIME to load - SEVERAL MINUTES!)

There are more the two thousand pages on this web site dedicated to teaching fellow writers how I write, edite, and publish my books, so that you can learn how to write, edit, and publish your own books. Those two links above will get you started.

More Articles For Writers on How To Write & Publish A Rapid Release Series:

Topic: Self Publishing:

Topic: General Writing Advice aka This is what I do if you want to do it too:


or

plus:

How did you build your audience?
Not online, that's for sure.
aka How to sell ten million books
aka How I sold ten million books.

And have you ever considered:

How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing


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also more thoughts for writers

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and 

and

and

and

but also

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because

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Topic: Character Creation & Writing Believable Characters:

Topic: Worldbuilding & Creating a World For Your Story To Take Place In:

Topic: Writing Prompts:

As I said, there are more then 2,000 articles like these on this website, but those will get you started and each links to more.





For Everyone who is my normal visitors, looking for the twenty-thousand+ pages of this website that make up the 138 novels, 432 novellas, 500+ poems, 2k+ drabbles, and 3k+ short stories of Quaraun series... the rest of this page is for you:

About the Novels, Novellas, and Short Stories of The Advantures of The Pink Necromancer:

The Quaraun Series:

What is the series about?

It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.

It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

On Amazon:

Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon

NOTE: If you are looking for The Twighlight Manor series, this is it.

Main character since 1978, Miss Citten The Eel-Kat was retired from main character use in 1987, replaced with Etiole the eel merman, as the new main character, who was retired from main character use in 1996, replaced with his father Sir Roderic as the main character.

In 2014 Roderic was retired from main character use, and his grandfather The Pink Necromancer was pushed forward as the new main character of the series.

In 2016 I rebranded the series as "The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane, aka The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer, formerly known as The Twighlight Manor series." 

The series started September 23, 1978, and is still being written and published in 2025, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, and over 3,000 short stories and novelettes.

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USEDQuaraunbeachcaveQuaraun Swanzen aka The Pink Necromancer, builder of The Twighlight Manor
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All the characters you knew in the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s, including former main characters, EelKat, Etiole, and Roderic, still appear in the new stories, they are just no longer the main characters. It's still the same series about a deranged Lovecraftian Space alien Elf and his huge family and their sentient monster house, same as it always was. Only the name of the series has changed.

Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon

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Not sure what the series is about? 

Check out 

The Quaraun Series Prologue

and

Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post

to find out more about the plot and lore of the series.




Or try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:


Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the front home pageof my site, here as you can see, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on the home page! Whoops! LOL!

So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to here instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links here, as you can see above.




On GumRoad:





Pink Necromancer Merch:





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Wasn't This Page Different Yesterday?

Answering another question: "Wasn't this page different yesterday?"

Yep. Probably. I update pages daily. Move pages constantly. Re-write codes every few weeks. Publish 1 to 3 or sometimes as many as 10 new pages every day. And post daily updates on various pages. The front landing page (this one you are reading now) often changes daily. It'll feature different articles every day.

The first draft of an article shows up here the day it's written, then 2 or 3 days later gets moved to it's own page with it's own url.

Meaning, anything you saw on the homepage here, is still on this website somewhere, it was just moved to it's own dedicated page. Nothing is ever deleted off of this site, nothing has been deleted off this site since 1996, nearly thirty years ago, thus why there are well over ten thousand pages here.

This site is VERY active. If you don't come back daily, you'll definitely miss out on something.







While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.



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