This is me: Wendy Christine Allen

These are my main characters: Quaraun & BoomFuzzy: Frost Lich embracing Moon Elf -- watercolour art by Wendy Christine Allen

But first off, let's answer the #1 question that gets asked: "Why is the url eelkat" if your name is not EelKat. I thought you WERE EelKat. Who is EelKat if it isn't you?"
No. I am not EelKat.

This is EelKat:

Miss Citten the Eel-Kat is the talking Faerie Cat who is the narrator of The Twighlight Manor segments of The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer. She is the Empress of the Ptarmagin Kats of Planet Ptarmagin, and travels in her starship the VISION-D8, piloted by a silver skinned electric Eel MerMan named Etiole, known as Captain GoldenEagle, roaming the galaxy in search of rare Space Eels. Literally EelKat is her TITLE and not her name, as her name is Miss Citten.

The word Eel-Kat means "Cat who has pet Eels".

Miss Citten is the cat with pet eels, thus she is Miss Citten the Eel-Kat.

I am Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach, Maine's Dark Fantasy author: 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, 2k+ drabbles, & 3k+ short stories published since 1978.

💗 50th anniversary of 1st book is in 2028!

I use the url eelkat.com because at the time I bought the domain (September 2013) it was the shortest name of any characters in my book series, that had a url available. "eelkat" is only 6 letters long, and finding a .com url for sale that is under 15 letters long is nearly impossible anymore.

And while wendychristineallendarkfantasyauthor or something similar is probably a better url in terms of "SEO keyword accuracy" it is also 40 letter long.

Could you imagine me having to put a 40 letter  url on my business cards? Especially when a 6 letter url that is the name of one of the series primary characters was available instead?

And so, that is why my website is eelkat.com as opposed to my name.

Because people asking if EelKat is my name and why EelKat is the name of my website if it is not my name, is the single most asked question I get, I'm just going to answer here at the top of the homepage for you all, so you don't have to ask it any more.

This site was started in 1996 as a GeoCities site, and moved to several freehosts between 1996 and 2913, before becoming a self hosted site in 2013, and 2013 was when I had to look for a url to host it on, and 6 letter "eelkat" was available, so I bought it. And for some odd and inexplicable reason, that has since led people to believe my name was "eelkat" but I have no clue why.

On Being Legally Blind:

Another of the top 3 most asked questions people send me, is to ask what it is that I actually see. I am legally blind, yet I have a driver's license and drive a car... but I NEVER drive over 25MPH, because I am legally blind and I can not see far enough, clearly enough to even attempt to drive over 25mph.

And it confuses people the fact that people hear "legally blind" but automatically ASSUME (incorrectly) that "blind" means I see only blackness. Blind people seeing blackness is a myth created by HollyWood movies and does not actually exist in the real world and very few sighted people seem to be aware of this.

Over 70% of "fully blind" people have SOME vision, as the criteria to be "FULLY blind" is not being able to see past three inches.

The only blind people who see "blackness" like the movies show, are those who have damage to the eyes, or have no eyes at all... and EVEN THEN... people without eyes often DO NOT see "blackness" at all and instead see white with rainbow flashes of light, because it is actually your brain and not your eyes that cause colours vs blackness, to begin with, thus why people without eyes can see see colours.

Blindness is a lot more varied then sighted people are generally aware of and often blindness has more to do with the brain then the eyes. Which is why there are blind people whose eyes seemingly function normally and eye doctors say have nothing wrong with their eyes at all, aka, the eyes have no cause of that person's blindness, and their lack of sight is caused by something like a brain tumour or a blood clot, or some other issue not directly related to the eye.

And such is the case with my own blindness.

My eyes have damage to the rods and cones which causes SOME but not all of my vision issues. What this means is the rods and cones in my eyes are malformed, some too long, some too short, and this is a thing I was born with, that causes severe nearsightedness.

I am legally blind in my left eye and serverly vision impaired in my right eye. However BOTH eyes are able to pass Maine's eye test at the DMV. Go figure. I've been told that the eye test is different in every state and that Maine's requirements are far lower then in other states, so that probably factors in.

If you are seeking more details on what it is like to be legally blind, including images of how I see the world vs how others see the world, I made a page that goes into on being legally blind in more detail HERE.

I can never win at games like Dutch Blitz, because when you play Dutch Blitz you see this:

But when I play Dutch Blitz, I see this:

That is how the world looks to me.

If you are interesting in finding out more about life being blind and/or how to write blind characters in fiction, I have this page: Writing Blind Characters: I am legally blind and I write a legally blind character, this is how I do it...

In case you needed a reason to follow or unfollow me:

• I am not white, though I look it, and 90%+ of my family and relatives shun their true ethnicity and pretend to be white, call themselves white, and pass themselves off as white 100% fully lying about their heritage, their ancestry, and they DNA bloodline.

• I am a Gypsy. No, not Romani. Yes, they are two different groups that share ZERO DNA, and ZERO culture. We Gypsies are NOT Romani, and the Romani are not us Gypsies.

• I am the proud owner of ALL 3,802 volumes of the COMPLETE set of Zebra Historical Romance novels featuring Fabio on the bodice ripper covers, and I have read every single one of them at least once.

• In addition to those 3k novels, I own more then THIRTY THOUSAND Romance novels by Harlequin, Avon, Signet, Zebra, and dozens of other Romance novel publishers, and I have read every single one of them. 

• I have been a Harlequin Romance novel subscriber since the 1970s.

• I am a wheelchair user.

• I wear hijab and head scarfs, even though I am not Muslim. 

• I wear them because I am a Christians and ANYONE who has ever ACTUALLY READ the Bible knows, woman are commanded over 700 times to cover their heads when going outside. 200 of those times are said in the New testament. Seven of those times are written in red because they are said by Jesus. If you are a female, and you are NOT wearing a hijab, you are NOT obey the words of Christ and therefore you are NOT a Christian, because the word Christian MEANS "does what Christ taught". You might want to think about THAT next time you feel tempted to falsely accuse me of being Muslim for wearing a viel exactly as Jesus said to do,.

• I am the author of over a 100 published Poly-Gay Romance novels. 

• I have friends who are Gay.

• I have friends who are Black.

• I have friends who are transgender. Mostly transmen, but a few transwomen too.

• I have friends who are immigrants.

• I have friends who are Black immigrants.

• I was raised 5th gen Mormon & attended the LDS church without missing a single Sunday or midweek meeting for 42 years.

• I have a PhD in Christian Theology and Bible Studies from a Calvinist University, a degree that took me 12 years to get and included learning to read the Bible in Latin, Greek, and Aramaic. 

• I have read 16 different translations of the Bible a total of 42 times cover to cover, like a novel in addition to more then fifty years of daily Bible Study.

• I have read the Book of Mormon 14 time, the Doctrine and Covenants 6 times, the Koran 3 times, and the Epic of Gilgamesh once. 

• I have also read the Torah, the Kaballic texts, the Enochian texts, The Dead Sea Scrolls, The Nag Hamid, Both the Lost and the Forgotten Books of the Bible, all the various "uncannon" Gospels (aka Gospel of Mary Magdalene, etc), The Keys of Solomon, and several hundred other similar such texts.

• List of any sacred scripture of any religion Christian, nonChristian, Abrahamic, Pagan, or otherwise, and I will likely have already read it at least once, probably 5 or more times, and often over a dozen times. Including I have read more then 80% of the books found on this website: https://sacred-texts.com/index.htm 

• I am now a ChristoPagan Voodoo Priestess. 

• I was ordained a Medsan Fey (rank in Vodu) on September 23, 2013.
• I have read all 800+ books by Barbara Cartland, all 500+ volumes of InuYasha, everybook found in "The Authors" card game, 

• My favorite book is Lythande by Marion Zimmer Bradly.

• I believe books can remain your favorite books no matter what a horrible piece of shit the author was in real life. Did I mention,  favorite book is Lythande but it had the misfortune of being written by Marion Zimmer Bradley?

• Harry Potter series is one of my top ten fave books of all time, but, it had the misfortune of being written by a transphobic piece of shit, whose name, I refuse to even say. She wrote good books, she's so much of a piece of shit that she even makes Marion Zimmer Bradley look like a good person!

• My 2nd fave book is Fall of House of Usher by Edgar Allan Poe

• Vincent Price is my favourite actor. 

• Johnny Depp is my second favorite actor.

• I am Scottish and therefor neither Republican or Democrat, because those are American political parties and I don't know enough about either of them to know if I like or dislike either group. 

• I do know I dislike 90%+ of the stuff I see posted by BOTH sides on Twitter and TikTok, so I don't think I like either Republicans or Democrats.

• I think Trump is stupid and not a good president.

• I also think Biden was stupid and not a good president either.

• I believe Ronald Reagan was the last (questionably) good president America had and that EVERY president after Reagan has been stupid, incompetent, and had no business running a country. 

• And I believe the bad economy and such America has now is NOT a result of any ONE president, but rather a combined result of four decades of back to back shitty presidents, not a one of which actually cared about their citizens.

• My best friend is a transman who is in his 90s and has been transgender for over seventy years, and has been my best friend for 48 years. 

• I am a massive supporter of LGBTQAI+ rights.

• I care about and vote for other people's rights even if it does not directly affect me.

And here's one that's going to piss off a lot of you, but it's a thing I believe, so here it is:

• I believe Christian Nationalists are a group lead by False Prophets, deceived by workers doing Satan's work, in an attempt to draw people away from Christ by rising up false Christians.

• I believe Christian Nationalists are the specific exact group Jesus warned us to be on the look out for, the group he warned would come in his name, proclaiming to be doing his work, but really were wolves in sheeps clothing setting up blind false prophests to lead the blind astray. 

• I noticed a lot of the extreme radical Christian Nationalists use The Good News Bible. Have you ever read it? 

1. I got one and read it to see how different it was and boy oh boy I can see why they have no clue anything Jesus said. 
2. It's like a "Cliff Notes version of the Bible for empowering incels". Wow, is it different! 
3. It removes entire sections, whole verses, whole chapters, even entire books from the Bible and rewrites everything into a "hip casual" modern English. 
4. It completely changes words (like places that originally say physicians and healers, instead say witches and demons,and places that say enemy often now say "gay men" instead). 
5. It's very pro male, anti gay, anti Trans, anti women, anti poor, and completely changes all the words of Christ to make him sound like a white power bigot. 
6. It's no wonder Christian Nationalists think they are followers of Jesus even though they do opposite everything he taught. 
7. I highly recommend anyone who is wondering why Christian Nationals think they are following Christ, go out and get a copy of "The Good News Bible" and read it and compare it to the King James Version and you'll QUICKLY see why they have no clue what Jesus ACTUALLY said, and why they are so deluded that they actually think their white power, racist, transphobic, homophobic bullshit makes them qualify as Christian!

• I believe the Christian Nationalists are doing Satan's work in Jesus name, and are the vile evil filth Jesus said we must wipe off our feet and have no part of.

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Not sure what the series is about? 

Check out 

The Quaraun Series Prologue

and

Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post

and

Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers

and

How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out!

Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon

NOTE: If you are looking for The Twighlight Manor series, this is it.

Main character since 1978, Miss Citten The Eel-Kat was retired from main character use in 1987, replaced with Etiole the eel merman, as the new main character, who was retired from main character use in 1996, replaced with his father Sir Roderic as the main character.

In 2014 Roderic was retired from main character use, and his grandfather The Pink Necromancer was pushed forward as the new main character of the series.

In 2016 I rebranded the series as "The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane, aka The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer, formerly known as The Twighlight Manor series." 

The series started September 23, 1978, and is still being written and published in 2025, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, and over 3,000 short stories and novelettes.

Miss Citten The Eel-Kat and her pet flying Space Eels

Captain Goldeneagle aka Etiole de Blue de Azure Swanzen aka The Silver Salamander aka The Silver Eel MerMan

Sir Roderic Swanzen, Lord of The Twighlight Manor

Quaraun Swanzen aka The Pink Necromancer, builder of The Twighlight Manor

Quaraun Swanzen aka The Pink Necromancer, builder of The Twighlight Manor, with his husband BoomFuzzy the Unicorn

All the characters you knew in the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s, including former main characters, EelKat, Etiole, and Roderic, still appear in the new stories, they are just no longer the main characters. It's still the same series about a deranged Lovecraftian Space alien Elf and his huge family and their sentient monster house, same as it always was. Only the name of the series has changed.

Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon

Not sure what the series is about? 

Check out 

The Quaraun Series Prologue

and

Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post

to find out more about the plot and lore of the series.

Or try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:

• Absinthe Slushies: An Ode to Frozen Green Fairy Wine

• Abyssal

• The Accidental Love Potion

• Alone

• Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed

• The Art of Destroying a Human Village for Fun and Profit

• Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp

• The Bandits and the Pink Necromancer

• The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death

• The Beginning of the End

• Beneath a crimson sky, the silk weaver wove pink silk.

• Bone Dice

• The Book Burning Maggots, a You Can't Spell Hatred Without Red Hats

• BoomFuzzy's Chowder Dilemma

• BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House from Hell

• Captured By The Lich Lord

• The Cast Iron Frying Pan

• The Cellar's Forgotten Treasure

• Chocolate in the Neon Shadows

• Comet Fall Snow Day Blitz

• Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries

• A Dark and Stormy Night

• Dark Damp Basement

• A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest

• A Day At Witch Pond (Part 2)

• The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness

• Desolate Nostalgia on a Frozen Shoreline

• The Disbelief of Humans

• The Egg That Was Not an Egg

• An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit

• An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer

• Enable

• The Enchanted Map

• A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond

• The First Flicker of Dawn

• Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas

• Fizzy and Frigid

• Fleeced for Fizz

• GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka

• A Glass of Fresh Milk

• Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom

• The Herd Approaches

• Herons in the Dunes

• HellBorne The Evil - Lord of Black Tower

• The Hostess Twinkie Aisle at Biddeford Wal-Mart

• How to Hijack a Human Supply Train Without Getting Shot

• The Howl on Silent Moor

• How To Kill a Lich

• I Am Not GhoulSpawn

• I loved my children, but I loved BoomFuzzy more

• I never wanted to be a wizard

• If your ass ain’t freezing or your brains ain’t scrambled, you’re ain’t really trying

• In Black Tower

• In the Year 2525 In Pepperell Square, Saco, Maine

• Inner Fortitude

• Introducing GhoulSpawn

• Iron Hooves and Burning Roads, Krampus on Wheels
• The Jar of Pickled Toes

• Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire

• Kiss Me Fuckin' Arse - Just Another Day in the Ice-Laced Ruins of The GodForsaken City

• Lens and Light Maintenance

• The Lich's True Form Revealed

• The Lighthouse’s Glass-Eyed Horror

• The Long Road

• Macaroni and Cheese: A Creamy Pasta Dish Drenched in Melted Cheese, Often Topped with Breadcrumbs- It's Never That Easy

• The Map of The Town

• A Market Day Disaster

• Meeting Mallac

• Mint, Madness, and Motor Parts

• The Moon Elves of Ivujivik

• The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops

• The Moon That Hungers

• Morning Sickness at The Shattered Stein (TW: MPreg Yaoi)

• Necromancy-A Day in the Life of a Bumbling Necromancer-Again

• Nightmare Nook

• No Place for Birth

• Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love

• Open Grave

• Paddlewheel Maintenance

• The Phooka's Dragon School

• Pickling Perfection

• Pink Marabou Trimmed Rainbow Leg Warmers, a Purple Feathered Black Leather Codpiece, and an Emerald Green Overly Fluffy Scarf

• Pink Sheep, Cheesy Burritos, and The Grim Reality of Zombies

• Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Finderu

• Psychotic Dead Things

• Quaraun's Candle Business

• Quaraun Meets The Gremlin

• Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City

• Readers vs Readers, What Really Makes a Reader, a Reader?

• The Return of ZooLock

• The River Boat Man-Woman

• The Sacred Pink Secret (TW: Mpreg Yaoi)

• Safety and Emergency System Activated. Please Being Calm

• Santa's Floating Dead Body

• Santa's Letter To Satan

• The Screaming Contest

• A Serial Killer at Large

• Sheep

• Sheep Again

• Six Days Earlier

• Spacious Space

• Spinning Dreams in Silk

• Springtime by the River

• The Strange Village or I Love The Smell Of Decomposing Bodies In The Morning

• Sticky Rice, Bare Fingers, and Slippery Chopsticks

• The Swamp of Death

• The Sweet and Sour of Lemons

• That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap

• There is no Mournful Lamb Inn

• 3 Perspectives on an Apple

• Tinkling Lullaby

• Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination)

• The Trade Caravan

• Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches
• Two Habits to Help You Lose Weight

• The Valley of the Katopas

• The Valley of the Katopas (Part 2)

• The Valuable Mystery of the Talking Saloon Door and How We Nearly Got Shot Over Stale Tacos

• A Very Important Clump of Grass

• Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion

• Wagers and Wiles in the Godforsaken City

• Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup

• We'll Rebuild

• What I Wish I Knew Before Not Becoming an Astrophysicist

• Where Are You Hiding That Horse?

• Why You Should Never Insult the JellyElf in a Street Market

• Wild Rose Hip Tea and a Frosty Morning

• The Witch Massimara Of Mount Yenka

• WORMS!

• You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman

• A Zombie Plague in a Run-Down Tavern

Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the front home pageof my site, here as you can see, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on the home page! Whoops! LOL!

So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to here instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links here, as you can see above.

Index of the Quaraun short stories on GumRoad

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